Aiden:"You got a problem?" Smoker's Helper:"A problem?! Pilgrim, ya gotta help me. I'm in deep shit... real fucking deep. If you don't help me, that bald thug--my uncle--will beat me. And he's got hands like cast iron frying pans! The last time he hit me, I had a lump on my forehead as big as... a horn. Like some fucking rhino. And it came in rainbow colors, too. The horn, I mean."
Aiden:"(You'll be fine.)"
Aiden:"(What for?) What did you do to make your uncle angry this time?"
Smoker's Helper:"Nothing yet, but I will in a moment. Like any normal person, I took a nap and then boom! I was asleep like a frog in a swamp in winter. The worst part is that the sausage is on the verge of rotting. In this day and age, throwing away good food is a crime. Okay, nearly good food... but it won't give ya the shits quite yet. If it's eaten in the next hour, everyone'll be fine. Okay, maybe one of them will run to the bathroom... Better than starving. After all, no one has shit so much they stopped being hungry, right? But in three hours, everyone's asses will explode like shit geysers... then'll come the puking. My uncle will just fucking kill me. And the rest'll feed my corpse to the infected. I'd hurry this food over to them myself, but I still have to prepare the smoker. If this stuff doesn't make it... Well, you know what will happen."
Aiden:"(I know. I'm sorry.)"
Aiden:"(Where should I take it?) Show me where to go."
Smoker's Helper:"Jesus, you can't even imagine how important this is to me. Just grab the food rations on the table and hurry up to deliver them.
(After completing the challenge with a gold medal) Smoker's Helper:"You are awesome! I know you made it in time, too. I met one guy who ate a sausage sandwich and he was fine. He even called it... tasty! Awesome! Thank you, thank you, thank you! Got some spare time? Because if you do... Cuz I got another sausage run to prevent the runs... and you... you already know where to go. This isn't an urgent case, like the last one, but in this weather, you have to be careful with food. The faster it lands in someone's stomach, the better for everyone."
