Theodore:"Who the fuck're you?! Come closer and I'll kill you." Aiden:"Will and Monika sent me." Theodore:"Fucking Will. He'd better fucking run. I get outta here and he's dead meat." Aiden:"Wait... calm down...!" Theodore:"Fuckin' rip his guts out and tie them in a fuckin' bow!" Aiden:"Ah. Oh. Actually... Monika's pregnant." Theodore:"Wait... what?" Aiden:"With your kid." Theodore:"Wait... are you telling me... that I... I'm gonna be..." Aiden:"You're gonna be a father." Theodore:"Well fuck me. That's fantastic! A goddamn miracle! Why didn't ya say so at the beginning?!" Aiden:"I would have but... you were little worked up there at first." Theodore:"What if it's not the only one? Maybe it's twins? Or triplets! What's your name? If it's a boy, I want to name him after you."
Aiden:"(You should decide.) Nah, I'll leave that to you. Now get out of here. Monika's waiting. And Will... he has an apology for you."
Aiden:"(Name him Theodore, Jr.) Don't name him after a stranger. Call hime Theodore, Jr."
Theodore:"Of course! Carry on the family tradition."
Aiden:"Now get out of here. Monika's waiting. And Will... he has an apology for you."
Aiden:"Now get out of here. Monika's waiting. And Will... he has an apology for you."
Theodore:"Nah, no apology needed. He was kidding around, like guys do. No harm, no foul."
Aiden:"You'll leave him alone?"
Theodore:"You kiddin' me? Hurt my kid's uncle? Now why would I go and do a thing like that? I'd better go and propose to Monika. We don't get married, people'll talk. People can be so cruel, ya know?"
